MAKE F**KING MONEY

The degeneracy starts here.

STEP 1: GET A DAMN WALLET

You can’t ape into $AI.WHALES without a crypto wallet. It’s 2025, grow up.

Download Phantom Wallet — it's slick and sexy.

If you don’t know how to install a browser extension, you’re already wrecked.

Snag Phantom

STEP 2: THROW YOUR MONEY INTO THE VOID

Now that you’ve got a wallet, it’s time to yeet your hard-earned fiat into the chaos vortex.

Go to pump.fun, find $AI.WHALES, and ape in like your brain is on fire.
This is financial nihilism, baby. The only direction is up (or flaming death — both are fun).

Take Me to the Casino

STEP 3: DO NOTHING & PROFIT

That’s it. You’re officially in the $Whaleverse.

Sit back, shitpost, shill on Twitter like your life depends on it, and pray to the meme gods.
Watch those numbers go up. Or down. Or sideways. Who the f**k knows?

Welcome to decentralized degeneracy. No roadmap. No promises. Just vibes and volatility.

Still Confused?

Good. That means you’re early. Join the cult, ask dumb questions, and ride the wave.

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